tgi friday

you can never tell an accent while it is being written.
so today I will do one in my native tounge, West Yorkshire and oh yes, all of Yorkshire has different accents just depends where you come from.
My home town is Bradford and the accent is as different again as from someone from Leeds 8 miles away.

right av ad a bloody crap week at work too bloody much ta do an not enouff time ta do it, so this Friday ah finished uurly an buggereed off ome to see ar lass, it were grand gettin ome and bein greeted by a bloody big kiss. wot shall we do t'night she sed, tak away, or go owt, ah dint ave to think long, out ah sed we'l go owt.
so we buggered off downt road to a right nice pub int cuntryside were we went t'other nite, bloody good deel an all, 2 meals fu a tennerI adt gammon an ar lass ad't steak, plates as big as steerin weels, ah cleend mine up till tha cud see't patten, ah lass left er chips ah wa sfit't bustin aft'r.
An now it's bhanna piss down look at't sky ower top a't apple tree.













now I am sure you can understand that after all its not a foriegn language.
ah speek right proper me jus lik wot Queen dus.