an early one

Today I left work early to go to the hospital to have tests on my heart.
arrived 4.00pm ecg done by 4.10 pm

4.15pm saw young consultant and very nice she was, (but I have daughters older than that).
Told me to stop smoking ( I expected that )

Told me to cut down on the drinking(I expected that)

Went into great detail about how my liver would be if I carried on drinking as much(didn't expect that)

I now am waiting for one of those things you have to wear all day to test your heart rythem.
There is nothing wrong with me she just wants to check.

I think she just wants to see the tall handsome Yorkshire Man again(she is only human)