its a beautifull day

here in the West Midlands the sun is out its about (phew its fuckin hot ) type of weather but I am not complaining.
Went to see my God child today as it was his mothers 40th no sorry 37th birthday anyway he's a good little chap, and don't ask me why I am GOD PARENT I don't go to church, but I promised I would be there for him and surely I will if it's needed.
So off we went using the new Sat Nav and it got us there a pub near Walsall had a couple of pints and floated back home having a Big Mac on the way for Sunday dinner, its too hot to cook.
so much for our roast beef and yorkshire puddings.
At the minute and I want you to picture this,,, we are sat quiet in our garden both doing our blogs on laptops not a lot of noise just the odd scream from a hot child,the dog is panting there is no way I am taking him on his mile long walk,and I am having a beer.
(swig,how good does life get).
Everthing in the garden now seems to be growing,,,,and fast, its amazing how 2 pints and a bit of warm weather can cheer you up.
But whats that I see dark clouds??? Jesus Christ there is going to be a thunder storm,
bloody bleeding British weather I am going indoors.

cus-o-meter

I have added this thing which seems to be going around, and it proves really I don't swear much.

The hell I do swear,,,,,,,,,, everyday you meet some brain dead stupid bastard with no dick who thinks he knows more than you do, bleeding hell fire I must work with 1/2 a dozen fuckwits just like that.

Also some of the so called drivers on the road where the fuck did they get the license, you only have to drive to the shop a mile away and you meet some twat on the road who can't get through a gap you could drive a tank through.

Something else, how the bleeding hell do they get jobs in shops, non of them can add up without using the till to add 2+2, what the fuck are they doing at school!

There thats better got that off me chest.

post script

Further to my post this morning, we are fortunate to live close to some Saxon ruins,,,,,,
ie: Weoley Castle, and every year they have an open day, so I took this video of the very practiced fight in armour,,,, just listen to the kids (not the adults) baying for blood ,,,,,,, I think my idea might not be so bad after all, its about 4 mins long and we are very lucky to have this so close by,
I walk the dog by this "Castle"(more a fortified manor house with a moat) everyday!

I have a good idea

there is a lot in the news about violent crime and killings in the UK, well I have the answer.

lets stop buggering around with these people, if you are caught with a knife or gun and using it for criminal intent or are caught for violent behaviour, we could build special places like this


and perhaps dress them like this,,,,,,
then send them all in at once on the basis that the last man standing comes out.


he would then be promptly arrested for carrying a weapon and shoved back in again with the next lot. It would be great, we could all watch, and take bets on the winner, it would be a great day out, and reduce the prison population straight away, so we wouldn't have to pay thousands out every year to keep them in there.


I know what your thinking


its all been done before


well it's not a new idea but a good one just the same

I wonder how many would carry knives and guns after seeing a few of these "games"

In the the UK at the moment we have weak government with weaker laws.

A very sad place to live.

if you ignore this

It still doesn't go away, so I have a day off from work to keep the few who might wander in here up to date.

We have not had a proper holiday all year but in the next 2 months are going to be busy.


My oldest daughter gets married in August and

we are looking forward to that, it's up north
some where a place called Ripley castle
and we will be stopping here a couple of days for the festivities



Also in September we are going away to Las Vagas and the touring around the Grand Canyon area for two weeks so that should put us right on the holiday front. we are stopping

here for 2 days then off touring in this

and when we come back we are stopping at the Stratosphere Tower for 2 days before we come home.
Am really looking forward to it and should have some good pics to show when we are back.
although at my current rate of blogging you will see them a year next Wednesday.

Other things; work is going ok, and I have just got one of those sat nav things,
bloody good them are, although I had to have the blokes voice on it named Ken because I just couldn't stand the woman telling me where to go, it works great even when I tried to trick him.
It also tells me where all the safety (speed ) cameras are, but then again when was the last time I got done for speeding (1970) so who cares.